Things that handmade dresses are good for:
1. Vainly taking myspace-style photos of yourself in front of the mirror.
2. Hanging out around the house, vainly taking pictures of yourself and your hubby so you can show off your new specs.
3. Attending events at your local fabric store (more on this next week)
Things handmade dresses are NOT good for:
Jousting your husband and/or son.
About three seconds after this was taken, Bryan knocked me off the pedestal and I fell backwards several feet onto the ground, exposing all of my lady parts to the entire crowd.
What's worse is that BEFORE I jousted Bryan, I jousted Riley.
As I knocked Riley off the pedestal, he reached forward and grabbed the front of my dress AND my strapless bra, exposing my ta tas (yes, I just called them ta tas) to the whole crowd.
Ahem.
SO, if you were at the Bogey Inn yesterday and witnessed these special moments, I apologize. I have learned my lesson.
Handmade dresses are NOT for jousting.




Oh My Gosh! Emily I am rolling on the floor laughing! I saw that picture of you jousting and I thought, "why is Emily jousting in that pretty dress? How brave of her!". OMG!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere is this fabric store?? It looks fantastic. I live in Columbus, Oh and have a hard time finding fabric stores other than the big retail ones
ReplyDeleteYou are looking hot, anytime, anywhere, Baby!
ReplyDeleteLOVE this, Em! You're beautiful and hilarious!
ReplyDeleteFun times man! You look fantastic, by the way. Seriously smoking...jousting or not!
ReplyDeleteAhh!! This is hilarious! But your handmade dresses are beautiful!! Glad you are posting again too :) - Anne
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! You're hilarious! I'm sorry about the jousting incidents, but you sure made me laugh! :D
ReplyDeleteYour dress is super pretty, though!